why the FUCK would it be between that or Muhammed?

c:



Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours.

You: Yeah, sure thing.

Next hour and a half…

And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…

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yeah.. this is my life.

yeah.. this is my life.

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she needs to calm down..

she needs to calm down..

hahahaha oh my god.

hahahaha oh my god.

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gets me every time.

gets me every time.

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